Lets take a moment to compare that to Hank Williams Jr.s Are You Ready for Some Football, which was performed on every episode of Monday Night Football for 20 years. Readers should know I looked through almost 20 variations of this opening on YouTube to find the most "American" version. Youre welcome.In The Cartridge Family episode, play-by-play man Kent Brockman sounds painfully uninterested in the soccer match, which is contrasted by a Latino announcers extremely enthusiastic call. As the crowd begins to lose interest, a violent football riot breaks out under Groundskeeper Willies direction. In a more recent episode called You Dont Have to Live Like a Referee, FIFA officials recruit Homer Simpsons to referee the World Cup in Brazil. The episode mocks flopping in soccer, the unnecessarily jubilant announcing and even guest stars legendary Spanish commentator Andrés Cantor.Homers honest officiating is quickly tested by the bribery of local gangsters seeking to influence the outcome of the event.Of course, Homer does the right thing and Germany goes on to win the 2014 FIFA World Cup by a score of 2-0… you heard it here first!And who could forget the time The Simpsons featured Cristiano Ronal…DOH! Jarell Martin Jersey . – Team Canadas Brooke Henderson carded a 4-under 67 at Craigowan Golf and Country Club to jump into the lead at the Canadian Womens Amateur Championship on Wednesday. Mario Chalmers Jersey . -- Lara Gut of Switzerland regained the overall World Cup lead with Sundays super-G win in Lake Louise, Alta. http://www.grizzliesbasketballpro.info/B...izzlies-Jersey/. MacIntyre stopped 49 shots and the Marlies defeated the Texas Stars 5-1 in Game 1 of the American Hockey Leagues Western Conference final. "I felt in control, so that was nice," MacIntyre said. Shelvin Mack Jersey .Cameron sustained his third concussion in three seasons last week on a hit by Oakland safety Brandion Ross, who was fined $22,050 by the NFL for the helmet-to-helmet blow. Shareef Abdur-Rahim Jersey .com) - Colorado forward P.Memphis, TN (SportsNetwork.com) - Memphis says it has punished 12 football players involved in an ugly brawl with BYU following the Miami Beach Bowl last month. The university said Tuesday the 12 players were issued stern and appropriate penalties for their roles in the fight, including suspensions ranging from a single half to two games, but did not name individual players. It said individual suspensions would be announced in conjunction with the first game next season. Memphis said in its statement that the programs worked together on the matter and that players from both teams would participate in a conference call where formal apologies will be issued. BYU did not announce any punishments, saying in a statement it was handling the matter internally. We are grateful for the cooperation and communication that has taken place between BYU and the University of Memphis in an effort to live up to the high ideals of sportsmanship to which we both aspire, the school said in an email to SportsNetwork.com. BYU also has completed a thorough review of the incident. The determined disciplinary measures are being handled internally. Memphis athletic director Tom Bowen said the university holds its students to the highest standards of sportsmanship and personal conduct. The actions of a few members of our football program in Miami were completely unacceptable, he said. I can assure our community, fans and stakkeholders that we have and will continue to hold our young men and women accountable and will use this unfortunate incident as a teaching tool for all our student- athletes moving forward.dddddddddddd Memphis issued its penalties following a review by the university and American Athletic Conference commissioner Mike Aresco. The penalties included mandatory anger-management counseling and community service hours and additional team-regulated punishments to be decided by head coach Justin Fuente and his staff. After Memphis beat BYU 55-48 in double-overtime on Dec. 22, a large on-field melee erupted in which players from both teams exchanged punches, leaving some bloodied. The brawl appeared to start with Memphis defensive lineman Martin Ifedi and BYU offensive lineman Tejan Koroma, but many other players were involved. In a blow captured live on the TV broadcast, BYU defensive back Kai Nacua punched Memphis tight end Alan Cross from behind as Cross was being held by one of his coaches. Nacua was bleeding from a cut below his left eye. Elsewhere, Memphis offensive lineman Chase Johnson was seen swinging his helmet at a BYU player and Cougars linebacker Harvey Langi appeared to throw several rapid punches at an opponent. Fuente said after the game, Its not who we are. Its not what we want to represent. I hope it doesnt take away from an incredible football game on both sides. 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